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Cirno no Paafekuto Sansuu Kyoushitsu
Cirno's Perfect Math Class

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Album / Collection: Touhou Hyousetsu Kashuu
Track # 1

Description: [Otenba Koimusume]

Written by Yoshimi Yuuno
Original Composition by ZUN (Otenba Koimusume)
Arranged by ARM
Performed by miko (Backup Vocal by quim)

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minna-! Cirno no sansuu kyoushitsu hajimaru yo-!
ataimitai na tensai mezashite, ganbatteitte ne!

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Hey kids!  Cirno's Perfect Math Class is about to start!
Come and do your best, if you wanna be smrt like me!

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KIRA KIRA DAIYAMONDO kagayaku hoshi no you ni[1]
eikou shiboukou nantoka shite hairou
tensai shuusai TOPPU mezashite GO GO!!

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Twinkle Twinkle  Little Starry Diamond[1]
Glory Glory  get to study at the school of your choice!  *Terms and conditions apply.
Prodigal genious  Aiming for the top!  Go Go!!

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BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
cho, chiga, BAKA ja nai mon!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
BAKA tte iu hou ga BAKA na no yo!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
nani yo urusai wa ne kono BAKA!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
tere ttere ttere ttere tte tte
te tte tte ttere

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Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
Wha-  Hey!  I'm not a dummy!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
The one who's calling a dummy, is the dummy!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
Whaddaya want?  Shut up you idiot!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy
teretteretteretterette ttet
te tte tte ttere~

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koumakan kara BASU ga dete hajime ni sannin norimashita
hakugyokurou de hitori orite hannin dake norimashita
yakumo-sanchi de futari orite kekkyoku joukyaku goukei nannin da?
kotae wa kotae wa ZERO nin ZERO nin
nazenara nazenara sore wa
gensoukyou ni BASU nai☆

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A bus carrying three people at first, drove from Koumakan.
When it made a stop at Hakugyokurou, one passenger came down and a half-person hopped in.
Then at Yakumo's place, two people got off, so how many people are left on the bus?
The answer is? The answer is? Nobody! Nobody!
And why is that? Because...
THERE ARE NO FRIGGIN' BUSES IN GENSOKYO!

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yama ochi imi nado nai wa[2]
KYARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
genki ga areba nande mo ichi, ni, kyuu!![3]

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Don't need any climax, ending or purpose[2]
Just be the char that grabs all the attention!
Anything's possible  if you're in shop-tape!  1, 2, 9!!![3]

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kurukuru tokei no hari guruguru atama mawaru
datte tsubura medama futatsu shikanai no ni
sanbon no hari nante chinpunkan
tsugi tsugi mondai deru  mada mada jugyou tsuzuku
kooru heya no naka
hinyari toshita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
yukkuri shiteitte ne!

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The clock hand goes-a-twirlin', your head goes-a-whirlin'
But you only have two pairs of eyeballs
So handling three needles is  unpossible
The questions are coming thick and fast, let us get on with the lesson
In this frozen classroom
Please ignore the time  and the chilly atmosphere
Just take it easy!

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BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
dakara BAKA ja nai tte itteru desho!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
ii kagen ni shinai to reitou suru wa yo!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
soshite konagona ni natte shineba ii no yo!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
tere ttere tere ttere tte tte
te tte tte ttere

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Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
Didn't I told you before that I am NOT dumb?!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
Stop or I'll zero-sub you!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
And smash you to pieces and leave you to die!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy
teretteretteretterette ttet
te tte tte ttere~

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reimuntoko no hyakuman en no tsubo wo dareka ga wacchatta (KYA-!)
eientei no eerin ga benshoushi ni kimashita yo
shiranpuri no ITAZURA tewi kekkyoku baishoukin gaku ikura?
kotae wa kotae wa ZERO en ZERO en
nazenara nazenara sore wa
sonna tsubo aru wake nai☆[4]

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Reimu's vase that was worth a million yen was broken by someone. (Eeeeek!)
Eientei's Eirin came over to pay for the damage.
But mischievious Tewi looks suspicious. So how much was the reparations in total?
The answer is? The answer is? Zero! Zero!
And why is that? Because...
THE VASE IS CAKE AND THE CAKE IS A LIE![4]

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joushiki koeta tokoro ni
sekai no shinri ga aru
himitsu no suuji mezashite ichi, ni, kyuu!!

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Beyond the realm of common sense
The truths of the world are there to be holed
Unlock the secret number: 1, 2, 9!!!

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HERA HERA niyake nagara
GERA GERA warai nagara
uzza-! inaba USAGI kawaige mo nai no ni
shinzan no chuudomo wa HOI☆HOI☆HOI
saisei hyakumankai
morenaku gumin nante
dou iu koto na no yo
docchira katte iu nara
SAABAA kanri mo otsukaresan tte toko ne[5]

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Giggling so hysterically
She's laughing her head off
So annoying! That Inaba rabbit has the least sense of being cute
But all the Touhou n00bs come flocking in to see her
A million views already?
Liek, what the heck?
You guys are completely sick.
If there's anything to say then
I salute the guys who hosted the vids.[5]

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wakatta! ATAI ga amari ni mo tensai dakara shitto shiterundesho
honto, shouganai wa ne
sekkaku dakara ATAI no tensai no hiketsu wo
chotto dake oshiete agete mo ii wa yo

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Oh I get it! All of you are just jealous of my sheer ingeniousness.
Sigh, I guess it can't be helped.
Alright listen up, I'm gonna show you
A teeny weeny bit of my clever top-sekret methods!

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arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru arayuru eichi wo
atsumete atsumete atsumete atsumete tabanete mo
ATAI no ATAI no ATAI no ATAI no ATAI no ATAI no joubu na
atama ni atama ni atama ni atama ni kanawanai
asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi asameshi tabetara
akago no akago no akago no akago no akago no te wo hineru
ATAI wa ATAI wa ATAI wa ATAI wa ATAI wa ATAI wa KANPEKI
iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru iwayuru PAAFEKUTO
hya~ku okuchou man BACCHIRI☆[5]

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All the all the all the all the all the all the wisdom
Gathered gathered gathered gathered gathered gathered bundled
Still can't still can't still can't still can't still can't still can't
Beat my brillaint brians brians brians brians brians brians
Take baby take baby take baby take baby take baby take baby
From the candy candy candy candy candy candy

I am I am I am I am I am I am  flawless
e.i.e.i.e.i.e.i.e.i.e.i.  perfection
Hundred ten gajillion thousand  just right![5]

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yama ochi imi nado nai wa
KARAKUTAA tateba ii no yo
genki ga areba nande mo ichi, ni, kyuu!!

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Don't need any climax, ending or purpose
Just be the char that grabs all the attention!
Anything's possible  if you're in shop-tape!  1, 2, 9!!!

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kurukuru tokei no hari guruguru atama mawaru
datte tsubura medama futatsu shikanai no ni
sanbon no hari nante chinpunkan
tsugi tsugi mondai deru mada mada jugyou tsuzuku
kooru heya no naka
hinyari toshita ondo mo jikan mo ki ni sezu
yukkuri shiteitte ne!

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The clock hand goes-a-twirlin', your head goes-a-whirlin'
But you only have two pairs of eyeballs
So handling three needles is  unpossible
The questions are coming thick and fast, let us get on with the lesson
In this frozen classroom
Please ignore the time  and the chilly atmosphere
Just take it easy!

Lyrics from Animelyrics.com
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
BAAKA BAAKA!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
BAAKA BAAKA!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
mou BAKA de ii wa yo! shiranai!
BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA BAAKA
tere ttere ttere ttere tte tte
te tte tte ttere

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Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
Dummy dummy~!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
Dummy dummy~!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy  dummy dummy
OK fine I'm stupid, whatever! Like I care!
Dummy dummy  dummy dummy
teretteretteretterette ttet
te tte tte ttere~

Some lines in the translation reflect the traits of Cirno. You're talking about a character who can't even spell her name right...

[1] Do the same thing with "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" and you'll see.
[2] Abbreviation for 'yaoi'.
[3] Reference to Antonio Inoki's quote, 'genki ga areba nandemo dekiru' ("Anything's possible if you're in top-shape"), and also his trademark call, 'ichi! ni! san! daaaaa!' (1! 2! 3! DAAA!)
[4] This is ultimately down to the reason that Reimu is poor and so couldn't have owned such an expensive vase. It's not mentioned in the lyrics but is well-known in Touhou canon.
[5] These two stanzas are a response to IOSYS' former work Kanbu de Tomatte Sugu Tokeru ~Kyouki no Udongein, featuring Reisen Udongein Inaba (as the "Inaba rabbit"), which had over a million views on Nico Nico Douga at the time. (Ironically, as of now the viewcount of this song on NND is double that of the songs it is dissing (the one above as well as Oyome ni Shinasai! and Nusunde Ikimashita).

Transliterated by 玲華.
http://www.crimsonxsilk.wordpress.com

Translated by AzureDark
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