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Kusogee Jikkyou Purei |
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| Original / Romaji Lyrics | English Translation |
|---|---|
kyou wa kono kusogee wo purei shitai to omoimasu node yoroshiku onegaishimasu | I'm going to try playing through the worst game ever so, Hope you enjoy. |
demo bukka ga takasugite kaimono sae mamanaranai | Wait, the prices are too high. I can't buy anything... |
tairyoku ga nasasugite ippatsu kuraeba soku TIUNTIUN [1] | My Strength is too low, and if I get hit once it's Game Over [1] |
zakoteki sae taosenu kedo ozokezuite nigeru dake ja susumenai | I can't even beat the small fries But if I let them scare me and run away I can't go on |
minna jibun wo yokete hanashi nante kikeyashinai | Everyone avoids me, so I can't even ask them anything |
FURAGU kaishuu MISUtte tsugi no SHIIN ikezu ni joban de hayaku mo tsunda tsunda | And if you miss any flags Then you can't move onto the next scene And you're already screwed from the beginning |
choutenkai bakari dakedo odoroite tachitomattecha susumenai | Every new development is a big one But if I get surprised and stop I can't go on |
RISETTO BOTAN osou kana demo, sasayakana okane mo kudaranai AITEMU mo boudaina purei jikan mo nakushite shimau kedo | Maybe I should just hit reset But, then I would lose This tiny bit of money And these stupid items And all that play time... |
boku no koe wo kiite okure | Playing this game in the dark |
utsu IBENTO bakari dakedo hekotarete uzukumattecha susumenai | There are only sad events But if I lose heart and fall apart I can't go on |
omoidoori ni ikanai kedo HAPPII ENDO mukaeru made susundeku | and nothing goes as planned But I'll keep going, Until I reach the happily ever after |
maa ii, ashita mo ganbarimasu ka yoroshiku onegai itashimasu | Whatever, guess I'll try again tomorrow I'll see you all then |
This song/video is a parody of gameplay videos people post online. It also pokes fun at cheap, poorly made RPGs.
[1] "tiun tiun" is the sound effect that plays in the Megaman games when you run out of life.
Translated and transliterated by ArtemisA
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