Kusogee Jikkyou Purei
The Worst Game Ever - Gameplay Commentary

• 
• Print view
• Print view with Kanji

Album / Collection: Hatsune Miku


Lyrics and Music by Onyuu-P
Vocals by Hatsune Miku
Nico Video: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9494968

View Kanji

New Feature! In kanji view, mouseover a kanji character for lookup information!

Original / Romaji Lyrics	English Translation
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com doumo minasan konnichiwa kyou wa kono kusogee wo purei shitai to omoimasu node yoroshiku onegaishimasu	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Hello everyone. I'm going to try playing through the worst game ever so, Hope you enjoy.
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com mazu wa hajimari no machi de  soubi demo soroemashouka demo bukka ga takasugite  kaimono sae mamanaranai	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Let's start off with getting some equipment in the first town! Wait, the prices are too high. I can't buy anything...
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com kane wo kasegu tame  teki to ENKAUNTO surya tairyoku ga nasasugite  ippatsu kuraeba soku TIUNTIUN [1]	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com And when I go fight some monsters to earn money My Strength is too low, and if I get hit once it's Game Over [1]
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com SHISUTEMU ga kuso shiyou de zakoteki sae taosenu kedo ozokezuite nigeru dake ja susumenai	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com This has gotta be the worst system ever I can't even beat the small fries But if I let them scare me and run away I can't go on
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com hito ni hanashi wo kikou to  ikiyouyou to chikazuitara minna jibun wo yokete  hanashi nante kikeyashinai	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com When I proudly stroll up to people to hear what they have to say, Everyone avoids me, so I can't even ask them anything
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com IBENTO oosugite FURAGU kaishuu MISUtte tsugi no SHIIN ikezu ni joban de hayaku mo tsunda tsunda	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com There're too many events And if you miss any flags Then you can't move onto the next scene And you're already screwed from the beginning
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com SHINARIO mo kuso shiyou de choutenkai bakari dakedo odoroite tachitomattecha susumenai	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com These scenarios suck too Every new development is a big one But if I get surprised and stop I can't go on
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com aa mou tsukareta naa RISETTO BOTAN osou kana demo, sasayakana okane mo kudaranai AITEMU mo boudaina purei jikan mo nakushite shimau kedo	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Ugh, I'm so tired Maybe I should just hit reset But, then I would lose This tiny bit of money And these stupid items And all that play time...
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com yami no naka de "tsurainda" to jikkyou purei shiterunda yo boku no koe wo kiite okure	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Listen to my voice as I say, "This is horrible," Playing this game in the dark
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com kono SEKAI wa kuso shiyou de utsu IBENTO bakari dakedo hekotarete uzukumattecha susumenai	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com In this crappy world There are only sad events But if I lose heart and fall apart I can't go on
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com boku no hibi wa kuso shiyou de omoidoori ni ikanai kedo HAPPII ENDO mukaeru made susundeku	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com My days are full of crap and nothing goes as planned But I'll keep going, Until I reach the happily ever after
Lyrics from Animelyrics.com doushite konna geemu ni maji ni natteirun daro? maa ii, ashita mo ganbarimasu ka yoroshiku onegai itashimasu	Lyrics from Animelyrics.com Why am I taking this stupid game so seriously? Whatever, guess I'll try again tomorrow I'll see you all then

This song/video is a parody of gameplay videos people post online. It also pokes fun at cheap, poorly made RPGs.

[1] "tiun tiun" is the sound effect that plays in the Megaman games when you run out of life.

Translated and transliterated by ArtemisA

See an error in these lyrics? Let us know here!