TKG no Uta
|Original / Romaji Lyrics||English Translation|
reizouko no katagawa hissori
chiisana bakudan ga chinza
E to the G to the G
no SUPERU de
minna suki daro Fuckin' Jap
To one side of the fridge and calmly
A small bomb is takin' his cozy nap!
E to the G to the G is
How you spell em,
Y'all love this guy right? ya fuckin' Japs
todoke kono Shit museiran
mikaku yori konomu senran
kikai de watta tamago wa
Shitty unfertilised egg don't you stall me
In a war they don't have to be tasty
Eggs that are cracked by a machine are
Woahhhhhhh so yummmy!!!!
tamago wo motsu toki wa SOFUTO ni
shiromi, kimi HAAMONII
kanaderu RABU SUTOORII
More than how you take the hand of your lady!
The white, the yellow, such harmony
Like witnessing a love story!
natsukashi no ABUTORONIKKU
tsukete Shake Your Body, But
Need to take out that ol' Abtronic
Put it on and shake your body
But just wanna eat it now...
No No sore koso chou kantan
kou yatte kou yatte kou yatte
nanka mou gucchagucha da ne
No no that's easy peasy
Like so and so and so
Uh... that turned messy?
chou MUZUI kedo
tsumande yaru kara nigen janeee!!
It takes a lot of skill
But take em out with your chopsticks
Ahh dammit please keep still!!
yudetamago nara MEGANE kumoru
nara ketsuron TIIKEIJII
mazeru kakeru SHINPURU IZU BESUTO
kansei made ippuku teido
BIIkyuu GURUME no BIPPU na GESUTO
demo konya wa oishiku naru you ni
ironna shokuzai irete mimasu!
But boiled eggs make those glasses foggy
It gonna be nothin' but the TKG
Mix it and dunk it simple is best
That's it, just add em and leave it to rest
For tonight's show here's our VIP guest
To make it more delish
Let's add in a few more ingredients!
ichiban shibori PAPURIKA
Bean paste condensed milk
Kirin beer bell pepper
kore saishuu keitai TIIKEIJII
DONbikareru kamo shirenai keredomo
hitokuchi tabetara (...bleh)
This final form of TKG
Might scare a few people but
Let's grab a spoonful... bleh!
shoujiki usuusu kanzuiteta
ue kara koi aji kabuseru shika nai!
miso miso misso misso!!
Honestly felt like something was up
Let's add something thick to hide that taste
Miso miso miso miso!!!
sono mitame ni ippo mo chikazukenai
somatsu ni suru to kurau tenbatsu
TOIRE wa yatsura no hattenba
The way it looks now, I'd rather go to hell
God forbid if I have to eat it all
I'd be shut starin' at the toilet walls
tabenakya naranu PURESSHAA nau
ii kara ikki ni kakikonde...
I'm under pressure so let's chow this down boys!
Just mash it around and...
Tamago Kakegohan is rice with raw egg on top.
 'museiran' means "unfertilized egg" with different kanji, but 'musei' here means "wet dream stain"
 Reference to "Automatic Egg Breaker Machine" infamous episode of Sazae-san where Namihei exclaims this
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