TKG no Uta
Tamago KakeGohan(TKG) Song

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Written by ALILEM
Arranged by Monogh
Composition based on Die Parade der Zinnsoldaten (Parade of the Tin Soldiers) by Leon Jessel
Performed by ALILEM

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Yo!
reizouko no katagawa hissori  
chiisana bakudan ga chinza
E to the G to the G
no SUPERU de  
minna suki daro  Fuckin' Jap

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YO!
To one side of the fridge and calmly
A small bomb is takin' his cozy nap!
E to the G to the G is
How you spell em, 
Y'all love this guy right? ya fuckin' Japs

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monogatari notta musenRAN  
todoke kono Shit  museiran
mikaku yori konomu senran  
kikai de watta tamago wa
byaaaaa umaiiiiii

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Thru wireless LAN  gonna tell this story
Shitty unfertilised egg[1]  don't you stall me
In a war  they don't have to be tasty
Eggs that are cracked by a machine are
Woahhhhhhh so yummmy!!!![2]

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onna no ko no te nigiru toki yori mo  
tamago wo motsu toki wa SOFUTO ni
shiromi, kimi  HAAMONII
kanaderu RABU SUTOORII

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So you hold the egg up so softly
More than how you take the hand of your lady!
The white, the yellow, such harmony
Like witnessing a love story!

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tabesugitara kobutori
natsukashi no ABUTORONIKKU
tsukete  Shake Your Body, But
yappari tabetai

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Eat that much and you'll get chubby
Need to take out that ol' Abtronic
Put it on  and shake your body
But  just wanna eat it now...

Lyrics from Animelyrics.com
katate waru no muzukashikunai?
No No  sore koso chou kantan
kou yatte  kou yatte  kou yatte
nanka  mou  gucchagucha da ne

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"Isn't it hard to break it with one hand?"
No no  that's easy peasy
Like so  and so  and so
Uh... that turned messy?

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kara ga hairi  modokashikunai?
chou MUZUI kedo  
CHOPPUSUTIKKU de
tsumande yaru kara  nigen janeee!!

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"Don't you hate it when you got shell pieces?"
It takes a lot of skill
But take em out with your chopsticks
Ahh dammit please keep still!!

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nani tsukurou ka muda ni GANBAru
yudetamago nara  MEGANE kumoru
nara ketsuron TIIKEIJII
mazeru  kakeru  SHINPURU IZU BESUTO
kansei made ippuku teido
BIIkyuu GURUME no BIPPU na GESUTO
demo konya wa oishiku naru you ni
ironna shokuzai irete mimasu!

Lyrics from Animelyrics.com
So whenever you feel like fixin' a meal
But boiled eggs make those glasses foggy
It gonna be nothin' but the TKG
Mix it and dunk it  simple is best
That's it, just add em and leave it to rest
For tonight's show  here's our VIP guest
To make it more delish
Let's add in a few more ingredients!

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CHOKOREETO  maguro
hachimitsu  makkori
anko  rennyuu
ichiban shibori  PAPURIKA

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Chocolate  tuna
Honey  makgeolli
Bean paste  condensed milk
Kirin beer  bell pepper

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kansei nakanaka ii kanji
kore saishuu keitai  TIIKEIJII
DONbikareru kamo shirenai keredomo
hitokuchi tabetara    (...bleh)

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It's done!  Looks great
This final form of TKG
Might scare a few people but
Let's grab a spoonful... bleh!

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yacchimatta  kore shippai da
shoujiki usuusu kanzuiteta
ue kara koi aji kabuseru shika nai!
miso miso  misso misso!!

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Aw crap  this thing's a huge fuckup
Honestly felt like something was up
Let's add something thick  to hide that taste
Miso miso miso miso!!!

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acchaa  nan mo kawattenai
sono mitame ni ippo mo chikazukenai
somatsu ni suru to kurau tenbatsu
TOIRE wa yatsura no hattenba

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Oh no  doesn't seem to work that well
The way it looks now, I'd rather go to hell
God forbid if I have to eat it all
I'd be shut starin' at the toilet walls

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nigeba wa nai to shite  shaanai kedo
tabenakya naranu  PURESSHAA nau
ii kara ikki ni kakikonde...
(...bleargh)

Lyrics from Animelyrics.com
Looks like I don't have a choice
I'm under pressure so let's chow this down boys!
Just mash it around and...
...*barf* 

Tamago Kakegohan is rice with raw egg on top.

[1] 'museiran' means "unfertilized egg" with different kanji, but 'musei' here means "wet dream stain"
[2] Reference to "Automatic Egg Breaker Machine" infamous episode of Sazae-san where Namihei exclaims this

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