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Kusogee Jikkyou Purei
The Worst Game Ever - Gameplay Commentary

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Album / Collection: Hatsune Miku

Lyrics and Music by Onyuu-P
Vocals by Hatsune Miku
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doumo minasan konnichiwa
kyou wa kono kusogee wo
purei shitai to omoimasu node
yoroshiku onegaishimasu

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Hello everyone.
I'm going to try playing through
the worst game ever so,
Hope you enjoy.

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mazu wa hajimari no machi de  soubi demo soroemashouka
demo bukka ga takasugite  kaimono sae mamanaranai

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Let's start off with getting some equipment in the first town!
Wait, the prices are too high. I can't buy anything...

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kane wo kasegu tame  teki to ENKAUNTO surya
tairyoku ga nasasugite  ippatsu kuraeba soku TIUNTIUN [1]

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And when I go fight some monsters to earn money
My Strength is too low, and if I get hit once it's Game Over [1]

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SHISUTEMU ga kuso shiyou de
zakoteki sae taosenu kedo
ozokezuite nigeru dake ja

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This has gotta be the worst system ever
I can't even beat the small fries
But if I let them scare me and run away
I can't go on

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hito ni hanashi wo kikou to  ikiyouyou to chikazuitara
minna jibun wo yokete  hanashi nante kikeyashinai

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When I proudly stroll up to people to hear what they have to say,
Everyone avoids me, so I can't even ask them anything

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IBENTO oosugite
FURAGU kaishuu MISUtte
tsugi no SHIIN ikezu ni
joban de hayaku mo tsunda tsunda

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There're too many events
And if you miss any flags
Then you can't move onto the next scene
And you're already screwed from the beginning

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SHINARIO mo kuso shiyou de
choutenkai bakari dakedo
odoroite tachitomattecha

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These scenarios suck too
Every new development is a big one
But if I get surprised and stop
I can't go on

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aa mou tsukareta naa
demo, sasayakana okane mo
kudaranai AITEMU mo
boudaina purei jikan mo
nakushite shimau kedo

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Ugh, I'm so tired
Maybe I should just hit reset
But, then I would lose
This tiny bit of money
And these stupid items
And all that play time...

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yami no naka de "tsurainda" to jikkyou purei shiterunda yo
boku no koe wo kiite okure

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Listen to my voice as I say, "This is horrible,"
Playing this game in the dark

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kono SEKAI wa kuso shiyou de
utsu IBENTO bakari dakedo
hekotarete uzukumattecha

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In this crappy world
There are only sad events
But if I lose heart and fall apart
I can't go on

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boku no hibi wa kuso shiyou de
omoidoori ni ikanai kedo
HAPPII ENDO mukaeru made

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My days are full of crap
and nothing goes as planned
But I'll keep going,
Until I reach the happily ever after

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doushite konna geemu ni maji ni natteirun daro?
maa ii, ashita mo ganbarimasu ka
yoroshiku onegai itashimasu

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Why am I taking this stupid game so seriously?
Whatever, guess I'll try again tomorrow
I'll see you all then

This song/video is a parody of gameplay videos people post online. It also pokes fun at cheap, poorly made RPGs.

[1] "tiun tiun" is the sound effect that plays in the Megaman games when you run out of life.

Translated and transliterated by ArtemisA

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