Ie ni Kaeru to Tsuma ga Kanarazu Shinda Furi o Shite Imasu
When I Return Home There's No Doubt My Wife Will Be Faking Her Death

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doa o aketara tsuma ga taorete'ru
senaka ni tsukisasaru houchou
yuka wa chimamire
shiranai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru ka mo shirenai

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As I open the door, I find my wife face-down on the floor
with a kitchen knife stuck into her back,
and the floor is completely covered in blood.
If a stranger sees this, he'll probably faint from the sight.

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boku ga ochitsuite
"kyou no wa souji ga taihensou da" to warau to
tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzokusou ni
kukuku to waratte'ta

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After I calmed myself down, I laughed and said,
"Today's scene looks like a real pain to clean up."
My wife, still lying face-down,
contently let out a mischievous laughter.

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ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu
shinda furi o shite imasu
asu wa donna shinikata shite iru no ka
yosou sura dekinai

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When I return home, there's no doubt
that my wife will be faking her death.
What kind of death will she have tomorrow?
I dare not anticipate.

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aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte'tari
gunpuku de juu kakaete'tari
manbou no kigurumi ga shide 'ta toki wa
doa shimeyou ka to omotta

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One day she had an arrow piercing through her head,
as she held a gun while dressed in a military uniform.
The one time when she died in her ocean sunfish costume,
I almost had an urge to just close the door and leave.

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atokatazuke mo kekkou taihen de
yuka no chinori o arattari
ya ga sasatta mama bangohan tsukuru no wa
kanben shite hoshii

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The clean-up afterwards was always a huge pain,
as we had to wash the blood blots off the floor.
Please, for the sake of everyone's sanity,
don't cook dinner with that arrow still stuck in you.

Lyrics from Animelyrics.com
ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu
shinda furi o shite imasu
chotto homeru to choushi ni noru kara
dekiru dake suruu de

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When I return home, there's no doubt
that my wife will be faking her death.
Praising her will only make her more pleased,
so I'll just overlook whenever possible.

Lyrics from Animelyrics.com
kekkon-mae wa isogashikute mo
kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta
tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashite
umi mi ni ittari shita no ni

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Before our marriage, no matter how busy I was,
I'd always be happy just seeing her.
We'd drive the car aimlessly all night long,
just so that we could watch the sea in the end.

Lyrics from Animelyrics.com
kekkon chokugo hajimete buka o mochi
shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta
ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi o
kangaete inakatta

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But after marriage, I began to have people working under me,
and my work had become a lot of fun.
Not even once did I think about how my wife felt
when she had to stay home all alone waiting for me.

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ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu
shinda furi o shite'ru no wa
ano koro no futari ni modoritai kara ka
boku ni wa wakaranai

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The fact that when I return home,
my wife will be faking her death,
is it my wife's way of wanting to return to our old times?
I sure do not know.

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ie ni kaetta boku o matte'ru
tsuma no engi miru koto ga
bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba
sore wa sore de ari darou

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The fact that when I return home,
I get to see my waiting wife's acting skills,
if it is the form of our love,
then what's wrong with that?

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ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu
shinda furi o shite imasu
kyou wa donna shinikata shite iru no ka
kitai shite akeru doa

Lyrics from Animelyrics.com
When I return home, there's no doubt
that my wife will be faking her death.
What kind of death will she have today?
I open the door with anticipation.

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